The Ballad of Aerial Banners

“Our sales are down,”
Head office did fuss,
“It’s advertising’s fault,
It’s certainly not us.”

“We’ve tried every trick,”
Advertising said.
“But our product’s unknown,
And we’re still in the red.

We have given out pens
And had product promos,
And hired big stars
Like Britneys and Bonos.”

“I’ve heard one idea,”
A shy salesman posed.
“What’s that?” the boss barked,
While others just dozed.

“Our rivals have hired
A banner display
To be flown over beaches
And where people play.

Their sales are all up
While ours still decline.
Perhaps we could try
A banner ad sign?”

“Preposterous plan!”
Advertising sneered.
(Though privately it
Was his job he feared.)

“He’s got an idea,”
The big cheese confessed.
“Let’s not throw it out
Like we have all the rest.

So what is involved?
Just what do we do?
How much does it cost?
Is it something quite new?”

“Oh no! I’m quite certain
Banner ads have been used
By successful firms.”
The boss sat and mused.

“Go on,” he said,
“I like what I’m hearing;
It’s worth a try.”
(The others stopped jeering.)

“There’s nothing really
We need but the blurb.
Airsigns handles all
And their work is superb!

They’ll even design
The phrase you desire,
Then print it, and fly it,
And store it-” “I’ll hire!”

The boss was convinced
This was the solution
To their sagging sales
And poor distribution.

Soon sales skyrocketed,
Millions wanted to buy
The special product
That they saw in the sky!

The salesman, of course,
Was given a raise
And made head of promotion;
His career set ablaze!

The moral is simple:
Don’t allow sales declines;
Banner ads work!
Now contact AirSign.

 

 

 

Bike Week 2009– Sturgis, South Dakota

This year the Sturgis Bike rally will be August 3rd through the 9th, hosting six to seven hundred thousand bikers and fans. This class “A” event presents the advertiser with a golden week of opportunity. For the last few years, AirSign Aerial Advertising has had the privilege of being the only Aerial Advertising company covering the Sturgis event. The Sturgis Bike Rally is predominantly an outdoor event. When combined with the long summer days and a concentrated audience, this event allows advertisers to receive maximum exposure and return on investment.

“Introducing the Can Banner”


Imagine sitting on the beach and naturally you look up at the sound of an airplane coming your way; but instead of seeing a normal airplane banner, you see a flying Can!

Advertisers are looking for out of the box ideas to grab people’s attention, and what better way to advertise or promote a beverage than with a giant flying can! These Can banners are ideal for beaches and concentrated events; they are fully customizable and range in sizes up to 15 feet in diameter!

Five Qualities That Make A Great Ad


The Superbowl has become as much a contest of commercials as a contest of football teams.  Some call it the entertainment of high priced commercials interrupted by a sports event. And for good reason. Each thirty second ad in 2009 will cost $3 million, up from $2.7 million in 2008.  And that’s just the cost of air time. Planning and producing the commercials are extra. With that much money changing hands, we can be sure that much research and many creative minds will go into every commercial. It will be worth watching the Superbowl, even if you don’t like football.

But what makes a memorable commercial? Analyzing Superbowl commercials is a good gauge of this since these have become the most famous. They are even rated as the best – and worst – for each year and through the years. Of course, what is best and worst is a matter of opinion. Perhaps they could be rated on how well they paid for themselves in sales, or how long they are remembered after the dust of the game settles. But instead of trying to pick the best five, let’s analyze five qualities that make a commercial memorable, and, therefore, effective.

First, of course is humor. Everyone likes a good laugh and will watch a commercial over and over if an ad is funny to them. So the funny commercials are often remembered the longest. One example is a FedEx ad. It includes six keys to making a winning commercial. They are obvious, for they are listed in the commercial. Of course, as mentioned in the ad, sex and alluring girls are a used in many commercials but the samples given here show that a good commercial does not have to degrade women. When humor is used in a way to promote the product, it can be effective and tasteful.

The second appeal we might call nobility. In this sample, a horse named Hank wants to meet the criteria for pulling the Budweiser wagon. When he doesn’t meet the cut, his dog friend puts him through a rigorous year long training ending in his acceptance. Not only associating greatness with effort and their product, the commercial appeals to the drive in each person to be excellent at something. Little is said about the product, yet the association with the Clydesdales, and wagon associates effort with success for them as well.

This famous “Mean Joe Green” commercial for Coke features the contrast between the toughness of a football player, and the tenderness of a boy. One person said about this commercial, many still cry when Joe throws the boy his jersey. Contrasts tell a story. You can be great by performing, or you can be great by encouraging someone else on to greatness. Even a child can do that. Watching the Superbowl, those who identify will most likely see themselves in the latter.

The famous eTrade commercials featured the unexpected. In them a toddler speaks with a man’s voice and mannerisms to show how easy it is to buy stock through their program. Special effects make it appear the child is really relating to the audience in this adult way. Unfortunately, in some of the commercials, the child uses inappropriate words which wasn’t necessary.

One of the most famous Superbowl commercials came out in 1984. It is still rated by some as the best of all time. The ad presented the about-to-be-released Macintosh computer as innovation that would defy Orwell’s book 1984 for it would break the stereotype of big brother control (at that time IBM). The commercial presented a destiny beyond the box and appealed to the imagination.

What will be the appeal of the commercials during the next Superbowl? You can be certain that much thought and analysis have gone into them. As you watch the commercials, look for humor, nobility, gentleness, surprise, and destiny in these expensive 30 second entries. Which of these, or other qualities, appeals most to you?